NB: This story is fictional.
The characters are not real. Any
resemblance to real events or persons is purely coincidental.
There was once a man, a property developer, by the name of
Murphy Rothfar. He was a creative man;
he had thoughts about real estate, property development, and construction that
were far outside of the mainstream. He
had a vision beyond that of many of his predecessors and one that provoked a
jealousy amongst some and anger amongst others of his contemporaries. Frankly, most just thought of him (if they
thought of him at all) as a kook.
He decided one day to develop a new type of property, a
place where each homeowner would be free to build out his individual parcel
just as he saw fit. No restrictions on
the structure, color, size, whatever. He
believed such a concept would offer the greatest possibilities for the greatest
number of buyers – a wide tent, if you will.
He asked his real estate broker, Lewis Rockman, to find 7500
wooded acres. Murphy’s intent was to
divide this property into 5000 one-acre parcels, with the remaining 2500 acres
for streets and common areas.
Murphy intended to keep much of the natural environment and
wooded area as it was – he would set each home site away from the street and away
from each other such that each home would not be visible to another – hidden by
the trees and other natural and geographic features of the parcel. This was critical in order to achieve his
vision – Murphy was going to allow each homeowner to build whatever type of
home he desired – any floor-plan, any shape, any color. He felt that if each home was reasonably
secluded from another that such diversity would be of no concern to any of the
neighbors. Of course, if several
homeowners wanted to develop along a common theme, they could certainly do so;
however, this would not be driven by Murphy.
Live and let live.
You can imagine what others in his field thought about this:
“It will be chaos; you need to study the numbers and statistics; the surveys do
no support such a process; there is not a single successful example in history
of such a project.” Such was the life of
Murphy.
Lewis went to work; as expected, he quickly found the right
property. Murphy then asked his engineering
team, led by Wilson Blox, to design the property – streets, curbs, gutters,
utilities, common areas, etc. – to maximize the land available for the 5000
parcels, and minimize the intrusion of one homeowner’s vision on the next.
Wilson, in the efficient manner Murphy came to expect, ended
up getting approximately 1.1 acres per parcel – even more privacy for each
potential homeowner. He did this via a
new concept of road layout not previously thought of by those charged with this
most basic of so-called government services – private roads, can you imagine? With this, all of the physical necessities
were in place for the development to go forward.
Murphy had one more task remaining, however; he needed
proper CC&Rs for the property – rules by which each homeowner agreed to
live. The simpler the better – after
all, each homeowner was to be left free to build as he saw fit, without
encroaching in any manner on a neighbor.
He called on one of his prized students, John Henry Hoppy, to draw-up
the homeowner’s agreement. This was done
with relative ease: “Each homeowner is free to develop his property as he sees
fit, as long as the natural environment between properties is respected.”
Simple. Now, all was
in order. Time to sell.
Murphy went back to his real estate broker, Lewis
Rockman. He asked Lewis to list the
properties and begin the sales process.
For a time, everything went quite slowly – it took years to sell even a
few parcels. Very few people even heard
of the development – called “Libertarian Estates” – and of those who had heard
of it, many confused it with “libertine,” “chaos,” and even “communism.” Just as the critics knew would be the case….
Slowly, a few people came around to understanding –
“Libertarian Estates” meant nothing more than liberty bounded by
non-aggression; I build what I want on my property, you build what you want on
yours. I won’t bother you; you don’t
bother me. We don’t owe each other
anything more.
Then one day, seemingly out of nowhere, a voice emerged –
Paul Ronson. He captured the hearts and
minds of many. Through him, untold
thousands came to understand the purpose of Murphy’s vision in Libertarian
Estates. By this time, the real estate
broker Lewis Rockman had discovered a new means of advertising – the
internet! They flocked to Lewis’s internet
site advertising Murphy’s Libertarian Estates.
Sales were finally booming.
Momentum was building. The
development would be sold out in no time.
Then, the troubles began….
Some individuals, attracted to some aspects of Libertarian
Estates, were displeased with other features.
The reasons were various, but all boiled down to one thing – the
homeowner’s agreement was too simple. Instead of taking the basic concept as it
was, and taking advantage of the freedom it offered to build whatever type of
home they wanted, they instead believed it necessary to add other rules – to make
the concept more palatable to a wider audience.
It was not enough to allow each individual homeowner the
right to build as he saw fit. Murphy
should also take into account other aspects that would make for a more
well-balanced society. To this thought
Murphy laughed, almost uncontrollably, in the manner that those who knew him
well were quite accustomed.
“Make the community as well-balanced as you like,” Murphy
thought; “I am offering only one simple condition, thus allowing you to make
whatever you want of this community – this makes for a community available to
the widest possible audience. I only
prohibit force upon another in the design of your property.”
Some felt that the exterior colors of the houses should be
coordinated – for example, Geoffrey Buckman – at one time one of the most vocal
advocates of Libertarian Estates – felt that Murphy’s vision was too brutal –
can you imagine the ugliness of a neighborhood where different people might
have different tastes and might not be tolerant of another’s? Shelton Pitchman suggested almost the
opposite – that each homeowner should allow the other homeowners to decide the color
of their own home for him; even more, whenever another homeowner wanted to
visit, the door should remain open whether or not the homeowner wanted guests!
Matthias Twospinski believed every homeowner should
contribute some portion of their land toward a children’s playground – as if
Murphy hasn’t left room in Libertarian Estates for homeowner’s to do just this
if they so desire. Davison Moab believed
some rules are necessary – for example, on window size and square footage of
the living room.
Corysimous Giganticus (look, I told you these were fictional
characters – you try making up the names if you don’t like mine) wants a rule
that says no house will be any larger or any smaller than another and that the
rooms will have equal lighting regardless of their relative position to the
sun. Next there was Minny Boundry, who
suggested that Murphy should disallow a homeowner from being content with a
solitary lifestyle, merely because he desired this.
There came more, so many more; too many to address. Think tanks such as the Crater Institute,
publications such as Logic Magazine – at one time quite supportive of the
Libertarian Estates’ objectives – now seemed eager to draw support away from
the Estates and toward some marginalized, watered-down properties.
It seemed that the more popular Libertarian Estates became,
the more persistent the attacks at shredding the message and purpose of Murphy
Rothfar’s vision; a sure sign of success if ever there was one.
You left out the part played by Myopic Bisquit-o.
ReplyDeleteCompletely incidental.
DeleteI am reminded of a poem:
ReplyDeleteSTOLEN LIGHT
I watched a stage as house-lights dimmed
A hero faced the loud applause
A spot light lit her gentle face
We loved her for her noble cause
We loved that she had named such truth
That she had brought such blinding light
We loved that such a one as she
could stand alone and always fight
And then a question came to us
How would the world turn out
Now that this sweet and brilliant mind
Had graced us with her shout
The spotlight which so brightly shown
drew moths, like any light
and others climbed upon the stage
and others filled our sight
And she was lost and silenced then
her spotlight made a cage
for beasts who sought, but did not earn
a place on center stage
And then the answer came to us
that when an angel sings
she's soon dismissed by jealousy
and replaced by common things
Very good; thank you for this.
DeleteFunny, and especially acute to one who used to work in civil and surveying. Our informal motto: "One more lot!"
ReplyDeleteJust perfect...
ReplyDeleteBest Name: Crater Institute