Bionic Mosquito, first of all I would like to see your real name.
-Alex Semen, March 30, 2015 at 1:07 AM
This comes up every once in a while. Who is this bionic mosquito? Where does he come from?
Some want to know because they appreciate my work. Most, because (like Mr. Seman), they think I am an idiot.
Well, after 5 years of blogging behind a mask, a pen name, a nom de plume, today is the day.
Once you see the name, you will understand why I have had to stay quiet all of these years. When you see the occupation, you will understand why I sometimes will go days or even a week or more at a time without posting anything – the travel can be difficult, and there are always demands on my time.
Go ahead; take a look behind the curtain:
Arsenal’s bionic mosquito Alexis Sánchez steals show from Theo Walcott…For opposition defenders, it must feel as if there is a bionic mosquito tormenting them. (Emphasis added, in case you missed it.)
I do not want to copy any more from the article, as it would only seem like arrogance and bragging; I must say, the author was rather flattering (of course, I deserve it).
So, there you have it. I hope this puts to bed the doubt and mystery.
And, no; I will not give you complimentary tickets to the next match.