Friday, April 3, 2015

Bionic Mosquito Revealed!!!



Bionic Mosquito, first of all I would like to see your real name.

This comes up every once in a while.  Who is this bionic mosquito?  Where does he come from? 

Some want to know because they appreciate my work.  Most, because (like Mr. Seman), they think I am an idiot.

Well, after 5 years of blogging behind a mask, a pen name, a nom de plume, today is the day. 

Once you see the name, you will understand why I have had to stay quiet all of these years.  When you see the occupation, you will understand why I sometimes will go days or even a week or more at a time without posting anything – the travel can be difficult, and there are always demands on my time.

Go ahead; take a look behind the curtain:


Arsenal’s bionic mosquito Alexis Sánchez steals show from Theo Walcott…For opposition defenders, it must feel as if there is a bionic mosquito tormenting them. (Emphasis added, in case you missed it.)

I do not want to copy any more from the article, as it would only seem like arrogance and bragging; I must say, the author was rather flattering (of course, I deserve it).

So, there you have it.  I hope this puts to bed the doubt and mystery.

And, no; I will not give you complimentary tickets to the next match.

4 comments:

  1. Wait, I thought your name was Jonathan Goodwin.

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    1. As you can tell from the date of the most recent query, that was apparently not sufficient for some members of the audience.

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